< Valjean> Aprogas: I prefer thinking that time is passing by
 < Valjean> well, time to go
 <@Aprogas> valjean: thats the same as saying that the road is moving when you are in the car
 < Valjean> have fun ppl
 < Valjean> no its not
 <@fiesh> kai: small filesystems maybe, but they won't be the ones used these days i guess
 <@Aprogas> it is, and it is physcially correct
 < Valjean> oooooh
 < Valjean> i think that now I see
 <@Aprogas> time is like a line
 < Valjean> you're saying that we're moving in time because time is a reference, one of the four dimensions, right?
 <@boink> time doesn't exist. how can you measure eternity?
 <@Mutru> Re everyone.
  * fiesh catches his radio synched clock
 <@Aprogas> i'd say there are more than four dimensions
 <@Aprogas> boink: you cannot measure things in a reality from within that reality
  * bounce hands boink a beam of light
 <@boink> how real is real?
 <@double-p> 03:16 <@Figz> 999998119 <Figz> time(3) wait(2)'s for no man(1)
 <@double-p> :)))
 <@Aprogas> as real as a float
 < Valjean> Aprogas: the 3 first we all agree on them, the fourth is time; the fifth is what? twilite zone?
 < Valjean> :(
 <@Mutru> boink: Hmm, maybe about this real. *shows with his hands*
 < Valjean> i mean, :)
 <@Aprogas> valjean: dont try to understand it, since you are a object with probably three space dimensions, you cannot really imagine how it would be to have more than three space dimensions
 <@fiesh> well you can at least mathematically
 <@double-p> 640 dimensions are enough for ANYONE !!
 <@double-p> :))
 <@fiesh> rotfl pp
 < Valjean> double-p: nice one! :)
 <@enge> :)
 <@enge> and counting...
 < Calver> pp :-)
 < Valjean> Aprogas: yes, and I would add one or two more to account for relativistic effects
 <@double-p> 1500
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 <@fiesh> rotfl
 <@enge> just had some conversation :P
 < Valjean> enge: :)
 < Valjean> well
 <@devstderr> ishlibodish
 <@fiesh> jx seems to be running an eggdrop ;)
 < Calver> lol
 <@jx> nah.
 <@Mutru> Err. This eggdrop thingie is a joke, right? ;)
 <@jx> got a little problem here.
 < _kai> 1234 to go
 < Da_Tommi> last 1000 is near....
 <@enge> tick tack
 <@enge> There are 63183 users and 5 services on 50 servers
 < Da_Tommi> There are 63175 users and 5 services on 63 servers
 <@double-p> 55 pb@shea% date +%s
 <@double-p> 999998889
 <@double-p> missed it :)
 < Da_Tommi> Last 1000! Barrier is broken!
 < Calver> 1000
 <@double-p> 71 pb@shea% date +%s
 <@double-p> 999999000
 < Calver> hehe
 <@double-p> 6 9 !
 <@double-p> NINTYSIX !!
 <@enge> :P
 <@enge> kid
 <@double-p> fuck off :)
 < Da_Tommi> double: trying to catch all 9999999*** variations? :))
 <@enge> overall double-p appears to be the most sane person here, but after all he's the most insane :)
 <@double-p> :]
 <@enge> in a company of fools the wise looks ridicilous
 <@enge> or something
 <@devstderr> good nigh all
 < _kai> 15 minutes..
 < Da_Tommi> getting closer and closer....
 <@enge> deeper
 <@enge> :)
 <@enge> since time is a dimension it can be deep
 <@enge> which is cool
 < Da_Tommi> it's soon time to take my special drink to here....I'm pretty ready to celebrate..:)
 <@Aprogas> lets finish this glass and refill it
 <@double-p> yeah, refills
 <@double-p> REFILLS !!
 <@fiesh> why are there no CPs on such historic days like today?
 <@double-p> fiesh: i tried to plan one.. but had the idea too late
 <@fiesh> pity, would have been the ideal day :)
 <@Aprogas> we just past the 666 seconds left ;)
 <@fiesh> night that is
 < Da_Tommi> 600!
 <@Aprogas> enough time to goto the toilet
 < _kai> ==10 minutes...
 < iraw> :)
 <@Aprogas> kai: no shit, i thought it was 7 hours
 < _kai> Let's figure out how fast you have to fly to make 10 minutes 7 hours...
 < Da_Tommi> 500!
 <@Snq> t- 8min
 <@fiesh> t-7min
 < topsie> only :)
 < Da_Tommi> 400!
 <@Kornicz> hm
 <@foxtwo> shit, sync your time
 <@Aprogas> yeah
 <@Aprogas> ntpdate a little
 <@foxtwo> indeed
 <@fiesh> t-6
 <@bounce> hm synced a few hours ago
 < topsie> t-2
 <@bounce> then synced 5 mins ago 
 < topsie> ;)
 <@Kornicz> i've just heard rumours that old versions of eggdrop won't survive this event... but i can't think of any reason to store the time() value in ASCII representation
 <@bounce> had already 2 seconds difference
 <@foxtwo> Da_Tommi ain't synced
 <@enge> Kornicz: thats right
 <@double-p> 999999666
 <@bounce> this machine if b0rken
 <@Aprogas> kornicz: also not when you think of the kind of people that made eggdrop?
 <@enge> Kornicz: http://johoho.eggheads.org/eggdrop/billionsecondsbug.htm
 < _kai> .988c :)
 <@double-p> 300
 < Da_Tommi> 280
 < Calver> 3 69 ? :-)
 < Da_Tommi> pretty close, I think
 <@Kornicz> enge: i doubt that story
 < Da_Tommi> No nothing wrong with my clock
 < iraw> 250
 <@fiesh> t-3min over
 <@foxtwo> hmm irc lag must be higher than expected then
 < Da_Tommi> 200!
 < _kai> 200, almost short enough to hold your breath
 <@Snq> Current global users: 62164  Max: 93136
 <@Snq> hmm :)
 < Da_Tommi> so, I'm not synched, huh?
 < jk> 180! :-)
 < iraw> 3min
 <@Aprogas> lets join a botty channel and see the EOFs from client ;)
 <@double-p> eeeep
 <@double-p> we approach the next 9
 <@foxtwo> Da_Tommi, now it seems you are
 < jk> time to run ntpdate, folks, just to be sure ;)
 <@Aprogas> 2 min
 < iraw> 2mins :)
  * fiesh has his clock
 <@fiesh> i trust it more! ;)
  * budis joined #Botcentral :)
 < iraw> good idea :)
 < jk> IT is nothing to turst, ever
 < Da_Tommi> 100!
 <@foxtwo> hundred
 <@double-p> 999999900
 < wolve> just got home in time from raves
 <@Aprogas> how exiting :P
 < Da_Tommi> not much left
 < iraw> *** iraw joined channel #eggdrop.
 < budis> 1 minut
 < _kai> not yet.
 <@Aprogas> not yet
 < jk> hum. do I still have time to get pissed? yee-es, think so. 
 <@Aprogas> now 1 min
 < _kai> now
 <@fiesh> t-1minute!
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 <@jammer> all ready ? 
 < egresh> huh
 <@Aprogas> im ready
 < egresh> :)
 <@Aprogas> bladded empty, glass full
 <@enge> There are 62076 users and 5 services on 50 servers
 < wolve> 55s
 <@foxtwo> we'll all die, we'll all die
 <@Aprogas> hehe
 <@Mutru> This eggdrop thingie MUST be a joke... But we'll see it in 35 seconds. ;)
 <@jammer> pp got the beer in your hands ? 
 < ravel> cool!
 <@Aprogas> 30
  * Tonus has trouble sitting still.
 < iraw> 25!
 < jk> *plop* says the 15yo bowmore
 < Tonus> 25
 < wolve> Mutru: I hope that it isn't a joke
 <@Aprogas> 20
 <@jammer> foxtwo: heya 
 <@foxtwo> jammer :)
 <@foxtwo> just in time
 < jk> 9
 < wolve> it should be real so we would get rid of some lamers
 < Tonus> 5
 < Da_Tommi> 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 < _kai> cheers, everyone :)
 -!- fiesh changed the topic of #unix to: Unix - PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
 -!- double-p changed the topic of #unix to: HAPPY 1000000000 BIRTHDAY time_t
 < iraw> 1000000000!
 <@jammer> foxtwo: hehe ofcoz I couldn't miss it ;)
 < ravel> happy billennium'
 <@Aprogas> -1
 <@enge> happy billenium!!!!!!
 <@foxtwo> heyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 < jk> bang.
 <@Aprogas> yay
 <@foxtwo> PARTYYYYYYYYYYY
 < iraw> hepa! :)
 <@jammer> there we go
 < Setok> Whey!!
 <@foxtwo> happy billennium
 < budis> :-)
 < markjan> cheers!
  * Setok opens a beer can
 < sinclair> whoohoo!!!
 < Tonus> :)
 < dinkles> :]
 <@foxtwo> :-)
 < egresh> yeah
 < egresh> :))
 < topsie> :)
 < CorpFest> yyaaaay
  * sinclair cheers to everyone
 < topsie> :)
 <@foxtwo> champagne
 <@Kornicz> ah, eggdrops are supposed to die as soon as they rewrite their userfiles
 < noctroz> :)
  * Tonus hands out champagne glasses.
 < topsie> whooo
 <@jammer> foxtwo: yes please 
 <@enge> There are 61921 users and 5 services on 50 servers
 < topsie> \o\ \o/ /o/ yippee
 < VAJO> Wellaaaaaaaa ..:PrO·GeN-PrO·mIRC:..
 <@foxtwo> champagne and spumante 
 < iraw> hmm
 <@double-p> CHEEEERS BUNGHOLES !!
 < VAJO> why?
 < ravel> mIRC rulez... not
 <@enge> not much users left irc :)
 < Da_Tommi> Something to tell to my (possible) grandchildren..:)
 <@jammer> double-p: cheers to you too !!! ;) 
 < iraw> -100.
 < jk> bowmore and beer! (hey, they rhyme, well, almost)
 < wolve> something I wouldn't mention to my friends at school
 <@jammer> foxtwo: just limoncello here ;) 
 <@Mutru> Now waiting for 2Gs.
 < Tonus> #botcentral: <-- zm00ra^ has quit (EOF From client)
 < Da_Tommi> mutru: let's start countdown..:)
 < wolve> Mutru: its nice to be an old fart when 2G comes
 < egresh> champagne
 < jk> that's like nothing at all, I'm waiting for *10* Gs! :-)
 <@double-p> Mutru: 2^10 is nearer :>
 < egresh> milliardium
 < iraw> 999999850 :
 < iraw> :)
 <@foxtwo> doh!
 <@fiesh> yeah, we can party again!
 <@enge> epoch
 < Setok> for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fee--elloww, and so say all of us!
 < jk> got to do something for that life-estimate, tho
 <@fiesh> time for temple of love :)
 <@enge> just wait for 111111111111
 <@enge> :)
 < jk> will do ;)
 <@Aprogas> and then 1234567890
 <@enge> eh 1111111111
 <@enge> not 111111111111
 < topsie> 1002678707 ... Ooops! :)
 <@enge> Fri Mar 18 02:58:31 MET 2005
 <@Aprogas> the next bittenium will be earlier
 <@foxtwo> and then 1010101010
 <@fiesh> damn, we should find out the next prime > 1000000000
 <@Aprogas> 1000000001 ? :)
 <@fiesh> lol
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 <@enge> have some routers problems?
 <@enge> hm :)
 <@enge> arent tcp packets timestamped?
 <@fiesh> hehe
 < egresh> hah, ntpdate has bug
 <@fiesh> anyone took the users difference for ircnet?
 < topsie> 1010101010
 < bwulf> sheesh
 <@enge> fiesh: no big diffrence
 < iraw> t-7min for eggdrops..
 < bwulf> #billennium on openprojects.net is insane
 <@fiesh> damn, we missed 1000000007, the prime ;)
 <@double-p> 1001001001
 <@double-p> :P
  * bwulf sees some 1K-2K/second scroll there
 <@Mutru> iraw: I still don't believe this eggdrop thing is true. :) Who could write so crappy software?
 <@Mutru> iraw: And I tried it with an eggdrop. I saved the luserfile/chanfile and nothing happened.
 < dinkles> Mutru: it was fixed in version 1.5 (: i think
 < egresh> :)
 <@Kornicz> Mutru: i don't believe it either, and i haven't managed to crash one with a .save command either
 <@Mutru> dinkles: I tried it with 1.4.3.
 <@double-p> Mutru: never except the spanish inquisition ;)
 < egresh> 1.6.2 is good
 < dinkles> http://johoho.eggheads.org/eggdrop/billionsecondsbug.htm
 < dinkles> Mutru: hmm :P ok
 <@foxtwo> and rely on internal decimal representation of time
 <@Mutru> johoho.eggheads.org points to techmonkeys.org...
 < Calver> -500 , yeah like my bank account :-)
 < iraw> mutru, we'll see that in 5mins :)
 <@Kornicz> Mutru: sprintf(stupidbuffer,"%lu",(unsigned long)time(NULL)); could cause one byte following that char array to be overwritten by the \0 - which shouldn't cause the bot to crash
 < dinkles> UNIX will reach two billion on May 17th, 2033, at 11:33:20 PM, GMT.
 < egresh> u could check it before 1000000000
 < _kai> 2^30 is  in Jan 10, 2004
 < egresh> Kornicz: which version of what bots ?
 <@Kornicz> Mutru: and snprintf() would just result in the last digit being discarded, and i guess that wouldn't really matter :)
 < jk> a segfault, more likely
 <@double-p> 1000000001.376957 212.255.74.1.22 > 212.255.74.29.49772:
 <@double-p> :]
 <@Kornicz> egresh: eggdrops <1.6.5 are supposed to crash - but i haven't heard of any of them crashing so far, but i'm too lazy to look at the source
 < egresh> Kornicz: I run 1.6.2 and still not crashing *g*
 <@foxtwo> 2p :)
 <@Kornicz> jk: as long as the byte following the string still belongs to the eggdrop process, nothing will happen - well, it might corrupt some internal data, but that's it
 < jk> technically, if there's room for a null which *isn't* written, yee-es... :)
 <@enge> 1022104800 is to celebrate next
 <@enge> my birthday
 <@enge> :)
 < Calver> :-)
 < iraw> one minute left :)
 < jk> yay! 1006700000 is *exactly* my 27th birthday. to the minute. frightening.
 < _kai> 1010101010 is Jan 4, 2002

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